Ninth Writing From Tuang

Dear all,

This week is time to test midterm examinations, right? For the Ninth writing, I would like you guys to enjoy with something laughable. It is called 'perfect equations'. Hehehe! It sounds seriously but the story is funny, though. I got this message by e-mail and I would like to share you guys. I hope it makes you laugh. Let's see!

Romance Mathematics
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy!

Office Arithmetics
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime!

Shopping Maths
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need!

General Equations & Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

Just for fun, don't be serious! Those are true, right? I like them! Hehehe. So, see you all tomorrow.
Life goes on,
Tuangporn (S-MTEB2)